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No Students to Pet Abandoned Alpacas
^{by ~Justin-Tyme}
Today FireSide News hosted it's first annual field-trip to the Alpaca Farm today, but nobody went because the members of the FireSide News team accidentially forgot to tell the local schools that they were hosting it. "The alpaca's seemed very dissappointed when nobody attended the [field-trip] today," said Mrs. Whutterfield, the owner of the Alpaca Farm, "but, then again, no one ever shows up..." she added with a frown.

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The Weather:
It was sunny everywhere today, and if you disagree, you are probably correct.

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